No, really, other-patient-at-the-chiropractor, please continue talking about how effortless your numerous childbirths were. While I’m waiting for you to finish with that exercise ball, please keep talking about it all. I love to hear about strangers’ birthing experiences. It’s SO great to know that these exercises are good to use in labor. I really appreciate it. You know what’s funny? They’re good for miscarriage labor, too!! Isn’t that awesome?
I was SO close to saying that. I really was. She started talking about having twins and how the exercises were even MORE useful then. Was she bragging about pregnancies? Jesus, I was so close to telling her about my miscarriage last month, just to shut her the fuck up.