I’m going to guess that nobody reading this blog does shamanic journeying during acupuncture for fertility. Just going out on a limb here and guessing that.
Anyway, so, I’m going to freak y’all out now:
I had sex with Coyote yesterday.
All right, all right, really it was just a “dream.” Actually, a shamanic journey. But they’re very similar. See, I like the deity Coyote. He’s cool. He’s irreverent and sexy. He’s a lot like Eddie Vedder, except he has a coyote head. This is all totally sane, I swear.
This is shamanic journeying: A steady drum beat at a particular rate induces a waking “dream state.” You sort of half-control the images. Anyway, it’s enlightening and relaxing, and I love putting on my drum track during acupuncture. So, I did that yesterday. Having sex with Coyote is really not a big deal. He’s a pretty horny guy, and it’s almost like shaking hands for him. Not a big event, no reason to call the media. Just hanging out, talking about the weather,”OH – how’d that get in there? I’m sorry – you were saying?”
Anyway, it’s a weird way to work on fertility, I know. But it relaxes me. He gave me some images on how to be healthier. So it works for me.
Much better than kneeling in a pew used to be, anyway.